chupa_chup (chupa_chup) wrote,
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Letter from the heart

Dear Elderberry Cordial,

I am unimpressed.

Not only have you stained my hands, work surfaces, arms and nails black but you taste of nothing.
I spent hours yesterday lovingly boiling you, mashing your pulp, skimming out your cloves and funneling you into bottles I've been saving for months.

It is with great regret I inform you that I'm glad I practiced at home first and I will not be making more of you at school with the kids.I couldn't take the strain.

Yours,
Polly
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